I died from laughter

(Source: acutelesbian)

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

math more like no

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

(p + l)(a + n) = pl + pn + la + ln

DED

That I took my Abstract Algebra final this morning and 3 hours later bought the textbook for my junior seminar class next semester…

which I got for a total of \$6 for a brand new book. thanks Amazon!!

my math teacher said i was average

he was just being mean

but those kinds of remarks add up

maybe he should try a different mode of teaching

Maybe its out of his range

Mathematical Pick-Up Lines
• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
• I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
• You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
• I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
• I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
• I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
• I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
• Hey…nice asymptote.
• I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
• If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
• I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
• My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded.
• You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
• Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

waiehse asked: Just wanted to let you know that I should be working on World Religion homework but I came across your blog and I think this is my new favorite tumblr.

That’s awesome! I’m currently procrastinating studying for abstract algebra

If you take your age and multiply it by 7, then multiply it by 1443, the product repeats your age 3 times!

Try it out! It works!

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cause you’re difficult and annoying

(Source: hungryprince)

Out liar!

fucking math and shit

this makes me angry and satisfied at the same time?

I don’t know if I like this or not

I don’t feel like I can stop watching it because my brain feels funny

(Source: obeyinggravity)

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(Source: isabelculpepers)

I’d rather be your hypotenuse. So I could be between your legs.

A+ response.

(Source: robinhook)

I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something