I died from laughter
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(Source: acutelesbian)
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
math more like no
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
So about the fact…
That I took my Abstract Algebra final this morning and 3 hours later bought the textbook for my junior seminar class next semester…
which I got for a total of $6 for a brand new book. thanks Amazon!!
my math teacher said i was average
he was just being mean
but those kinds of remarks add up
maybe he should try a different mode of teaching
Maybe its out of his range
Mathematical Pick-Up Lines
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
- I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
- I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
- I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
- Hey…nice asymptote.
- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
- If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
- I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
- My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded.
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
If you take your age and multiply it by 7, then multiply it by 1443, the product repeats your age 3 times!
Try it out! It works!
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cause you’re difficult and annoying
(Source: hungryprince)
fucking math and shit
can we talk about this though
this makes me angry and satisfied at the same time?
I don’t know if I like this or not
I don’t feel like I can stop watching it because my brain feels funny
(Source: obeyinggravity)
I’d rather be your hypotenuse. So I could be between your legs.
A+ response.
(Source: robinhook)
I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something
